The 2022 Guide on how to create poor content
It is often said that today’s search engines are focused both on performance and content. It is fairly sufficient to say that any marketer will know how to detect these KPis and create stuff that makes great value adding. Here we will talk about how to make content that sucks.
So… for example, this AI generated toonified version of Parmenides of Elea’s bust would be terrible to my own eyes but might not be that bad to the eyes of a crawling bot. Thus, it is important to understand how do robots value content.
In this article I’m going to explain how to write a real shitty content in order to find out if it ranks or not at the end. The algorithm is all knowing so it is very likely that this does never show up. Not even in the last page of the SERPS.
Follow the guide through and if you find yourself completely messed up then it is probably because you did something else other than reading this.
Here we go:
SO WHAT IS POOR CONTENT AND HOW DO I CREATE IT?
In order to create a really bad and poor content you need to make sure that the content you create is as bad as possible. This could be either short or tall (which is not a property of content) but ultimately it has to say a lot of words and do a loop around what you want to actually say untill the person that reads the content stops doing it and returns back to the previous page. Let’s see some 123 cases for this:
Instructions for writing poor content
- Start from scratch.
If you copy from somebody else things could go right and we don’t want that
- Think how a person readig this would feel after the betrayal.
A person who reads the whole of your article should feel like has been betrayed and should not like you.
- Find ways to make content that is already bad a little worst.
If you find content that has already been flagged as really bad, use that content and make sure is the content you want to be pushing the most.
- Stay connected.
It is quite important not to get distracted when writing these guides as steps can easily become a bit dizzy and you can end up using these funny stay connected sort of phrases at places where it really makes no sense.
- Put stuff that seems random but is AI generated or stuff
Maybe this description should simply copy the step name, for example.
- Finish
At some point you have to finish your steps so well could be this point number 6. Add a finishing image to make it a lil more lame.
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